Garden Hose Conduit

When we installed our electricity monitor, we mapped the circuits in our house.  In doing so, we discovered a few problems.  Today I’m going to describe one of the problems.

Tightly hidden behind a patch of insulation, between two floor joists, I saw this.

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What’s wrong with this?  You’ll notice that the wires on the right exit armored cable and go up into the wall unprotected.  There’s a wad of electrical tape at the point the cables pass through the floor.  Clearly this isn’t good.

So, what’s going on upstairs.  When I opened the electrical box I found this.

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Yup, that’s right.  It’s garden hose conduit poked up into the bottom of a metal electrical box.  The “conduit” is in no way secured to the box.  This is the outlet that our microwave plugs into.  The good news is I think I should be able to put a new box in the wall (slightly higher to go above the back-splash) and pull non-metallic cable to this box.  It is not the only outlet on this circuit, but it is the only outlet fed by the bad wiring.

WATTs Up?

As consumers of electricity, most of us are pretty clueless when it comes to knowing how we use the electricity we buy.  We get an electric bill every month and that’s about it.  I admit, I never even look at ours.  We pay it automatically.

We all know that using less power is better.  We’re constantly bombarded with marketing that tells us that.  We know that CFL and LED bulbs are more efficient than incandescent bulbs.  But if a salesperson claims that buying their new “energy efficient” refrigerator will save us money on our electric bills, how are we to know any different?  We don’t have any tools to show us what appliances are the most power hungry, or how much power we’re using at any given time.

With this in mind, Marie and I decided we needed a little mid-winter project.   (In reality, I just wanted to buy a new toy and Marie let me.)  So we installed a home electricity monitor.  With a little research, we decided to buy a TED 5000.

The kit we bought consists of a pair of clamps (current transformers) that are installed around each leg of the main power lines coming into the electrical panel.  These clamps are plugged into a little black box.  This black box also has a wire going to a circuit on each phase.  The clamps are measuring the total current being used, and the wires are measuring the voltage.  The black box in the electrical panel sends measurements over the power line to another black box that is plugged into an outlet outside of the electrical panel.

This second black box is really a tiny little web server.  It collects data from the sensors in the electrical panel and serves this data up in a snazzy looking web page.  Right in the middle of the page is a dial that shows how much electricity you’re currently using.  If you turn on a set of lights, the needle on this dial moves.  If you turn off the TV, it moves again.  Now we’re getting somewhere.

But there’s more.  The data is being saved on this little server.  You can pull up graphs that show how your power usage has changed over time.  Here’s a graph that shows how much power we used each hour over the past few days.  I added labels to show the spikes we saw when we were running the dishwasher and the dryer.

Here’s a graph that shows our electrical usage minute to minute.   Red is voltage and blue is kilowatts.  There’s the dryer again.  :)

And finally, here’s a graph showing usage second to second.  This one shows the microwave running for about a minute.

Those are some of the features of the software installed on the device.  It’s impressive enough as it is, but it’s not really the only reason we bought this particular kit.  The real reason is because of how accessible the data is.  The APIs to read data on this device are well documented and quite easy to work with.  This means that I can use other software to log and view this data.  I can also, if I have to, write my own.  Extracting data from the device is as simple as hitting a URL and saving the XML, CSV or encoded data sets.  There’s also a protocol the device can use to post data to an external server.  There are a number of cloud based services that will consume this data and present it for you.  They didn’t forget about everybody’s favorite glowing rectangles either.  There are Android and iThingy apps that can use this data.

This kit is really only reading the total power being used.  If you want to know how much power a particular appliance is using there are two options.  You can use the load profile feature in the software.  Basically this can detect when devices are turned on and off.  Major appliances all have a slightly different power signature when they are turned on and off.  This can be used to track power usage of individual devices over time.  This is called nonintrusive load monitoring (fun stuff).  The other option for tracking appliances is to buy additional sets of current transformers and use them to monitor individual circuits.  The software supports up to four measuring units… assuming your electrical panel has enough room for them.  :)

Car Wash Theft

Malibu Stacy, my car,  got her oil changed today.  The place we went to is a full service shop with a car wash and without gas pumps.  Every oil change comes with a free car wash.  This means the majority of people using the car wash are probably using a free code.  The rest are paying either $6 or $8 for the car wash.

I have never seen this happen before.  I had my free car wash stolen from me today.  The car wash is the type that moves while the car is parked.  There is no “drag through” mechanism.  You drive in, get your car wash, and presumably drive out.  There was somebody already in the car wash when I punched in my code.  There was also a Cadillac behind me.

When the blowers came on and the doors opened, the pickup in the car wash didn’t exit.  It just stayed.  The doors closed again and the guy got a second “free” wash using the code I had punched in.  I don’t know if he was horribly confused, scared of the air blowers, or just being a dick.  In any case, I had to convince the old guy in the Cadillac behind me to back up and let me out of line so I could go inside and get another free code.

South Dakota

Marie and I have made a couple trips to South Dakota recently.

Here are some pictures of the new veteran’s memorial park in Estelline, SD.

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Also, we can’t go to South Dakota without seeing our niece, Claire.  She moves around a lot now, so some of these are action shots.  That still doesn’t stop us from taking way too many pictures.  (Seriously, we need to thin these out a bit.)

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Isn’t This Done Yet?

We have added more images to the album to show what we’ve done since the last post.

Since we put a drain in our patio, we needed to give the water a place to go.  We dug a trench to the front yard.  This was a lot harder than we expected.  Our front yard has about 2 inches of grass and dirt on top of packed gravel.  This is great for drainage, but horrible to dig a trench through.  We used corrugated drain pipe wrapped in a special sock.  We nested the corrugated pipe in a ridged PVC pipe where it runs under our sidewalk.  All of this was wrapped in black landscaping fabric and then buried.

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After the trench was filled in, we used more paving stones to replace the section of sidewalk we had removed.

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Here’s a picture of us sweeping polymeric sand between the pavers.  Most people don’t remember ANY rain over Labor Day weekend.  Marie and I remember quite well that it sprinkled for about 10 minutes… BEFORE we were done sweeping in this “water activated” sticky sand.  It turned out fine, but we were a bit rushed towards the end.

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We used our old pavers behind our garage.  We didn’t prepare a base for these pavers since nobody will really ever see them.   I just didn’t want to mow any more weeds back here.

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We also had to create steps on the deck and finish the steps by the back door.  We still plan to add cladding to the sides of the steps on the deck.

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The grass we seeded is coming along nicely.  It has been very dry here.  The rest of the yard seems to have already gone dormant for the winter.  Our new grass looks very green in comparison.

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We decided that our pile of busted up concrete was too large to use the “Shawshank” method of concrete disposal.  We are using a dumpster bag.  These bags hold 3 cubic yards of waste or 3300 pounds.  You’re only supposed to put 1 cubic yard of concrete in them.  Let’s hope this is only 1 cubic yard.

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I am the man who arranges the blocks.

Marie and I have entered the next phase in our slow moving landscaping project.   Here’s what has happened since we last posted.

First, we grossly underestimated the amount of class 5 crushed gravel we needed.  For the first load we ordered 2 and 1/2 cubic yards.

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Several weeks later, we got our second load.  It came out about perfect at 1 and 2/3 cubic yards.  Unfortunately the delivery costs almost as much as the gravel.

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Each time we spread the gravel, we also needed to compact it.  We have rented this little vibrating plate compactor twice.  We will rent it again before we’re done.

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The amount of gravel was important to us because we wanted to match the height of an existing slab of concrete.  Also, we had an interesting drainage problem we are trying to solve.  We decided that under no circumstances would we slope the patio towards the house, so we sloped it towards the garage and put a channel drain between the patio and an existing slab of concrete next to the garage.

Although this channel drain is made to be used in concrete, we were told that it has been successfully used with patio pavers in low traffic installations.  We’ll see how it works for us.  The green color is just masking tape we have over the grates to keep the sand out of it while we’re working.  Also, we will be putting a concrete mortar or patch material between the drain and the existing slab of concrete before we’re done with this project.  The other side is staked in place.

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We buried a rigid PVC pipe under the pavers in front of our steps.  The plan is to hook it to a slotted corrugated drain pipe and trench it into the front yard.  We’re hoping that it will act as it’s own drain field and not require us to pop the pipe up to daylight in the front yard.  To do this we will need to remove a section of sidewalk.  We expect the sidewalk will break and we’ll have to use more pavers in it’s place.

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One of the things we’re also working on is our steps.  There was a bad patch job on the corner of our back steps.  Three gentle taps with a hammer and the corner crumbled to pieces.  We’re lucky nobody has been hurt on this.  We are in the process of layering vinyl cement patch over this bad corner.  What we have put in place so far is very solid, but we still need to square it off with the rest of the step.

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We also painted the front step with some concrete paint we found in our basement.

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This last weekend things started getting fun.  We set screed rails on top of marker stakes we set in our packed gravel.  Our rails were 3/4 inch galvanized pipe.  The outside diameter of these are very close to 1 inch.  Then we tossed our old sand on top of our gravel and screeded a nice even bed to lay our bricks on.

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Cue the Tetris music.

We think that setting bricks in a random layout is probably harder to do than using a pattern.  We were following two rules.  The first rule is to avoid making swastikas.  The second rule is to avoid any lines in the pattern (between the bricks) longer than a yard.  Those rules are easy to understand.  What we wish someone had explained to us is that it is very possible to get into a situation due to edge constraints where you either have to rip out half of your pavers, or cut one of them in half.  We’re still trying to figure out what happened, but we were chasing a problem that (if we had continued) would have caused us to run a chain of little bricks from one edge of the patio to an adjacent edge.

So, that brings us to the current state of the project.  We have laid most of the bricks.  We still have a handful that we need to cut and put into place.  I also want to rework a couple areas before locking them into place.  Here’s how it looks so far though.

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The next steps are…

  • Finish cutting and adjusting the bricks.
  • Finish putting the edging in place.
  • Remove a section of sidewalk.
  • Dig a trench to the front yard for the drain pipe.
  • Fill trench and replace section of sidewalk.
  • Sweep polymeric sand between the bricks.
  • Use a vibrating plate compactor to set the bricks and sand into place.
  • Fill in the soil along the patio edges and plant grass.
  • Stain the fence and gate before putting it back up.
  • Put mortar between the drain and the concrete.
  • Complete the concrete patch job on the steps.
  • Paint steps.

<sigh>  That’s still a lot of work.

Earth Energy!

I bought an athletic shirt off the clearance rack at Menards.  Yeah, that’s right, we shop at Menards… a lot.

I didn’t read this tag until later.  It turns out I didn’t just “save big money” on this shirt.  I found the freakin’ fountain of youth.  I am able to tap into “Earth Energy” to increase everything from my balance to my focus.

Here’s the front of the tag.

Those are some pretty serious claims…  but wait.  There’s more!  When you open up the tag there are instructions on how to test the effectiveness of the Earth Energy the shirt brings to you.

I haven’t tried these tests.  So… to be fair, I don’t really know if the shirt is working or not.  But I’m already sold.  I don’t see any reason not to invest in this new “E2 Technology.”  I’m gonna be RICH!

The shirt is 100% polyester.  I washed it with other clothes in hopes that the Earth Energy will leach into everything else I wear.  I want to perform at peak levels for all of my leisure activities.